Saturday night we attended our first holiday party with Jim's new co-workers. They are all engineers (except for Jim) and have all been working 7 days a week (including Jim), so it was PARTY TIME! Everyone was already well into the wine/beer/vodka by the time we got there and had put on their party pants. Jim and I were the newbies (and the youngest)and were on our best behavior...until the White Elephant Gift Exchange. I opened an awesome "paint your own garden gnome" kit, which a very loud, happy Scottish (Irish?) man promptly stole from me. My second gift was a Starbuck's card, which was also stolen from me, at which point I RE-Possessed my gnome! Much commotion ensued because after two trades the gnome was "dead." Victory was mine!!
Jim was the last person to pick and ended up with some cranberry sauce and something that caused much inappropriate speculation (some sort of not sex toy that somehow, to the enebriated party attendees, became a sex toy). We brought a life sized, hot pink buddah head to the party, which was the biggest hit of all.
Next week there are two parties--one with the client, which spouses are not invited to and a second party sponsored by the company that Jim is contracted with, which is fancy schmancy. Happy Holidays!!!
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Borough St. Market, Ewww, and Greenwich Market
The end of the weekend is upon us and it's time for another blog. On Friday, I met up with a friend at the London Bridge tube stop, which is VERY BIG and VERY CONFUSING. We finally found each other after 40 minutes of text messaging and headed to the Borough St. Market, which is a large farmer's market, very close to London Bridge, the Globe Theater, the Tate Modern, and other historic landmarks. The streets are narrow and cobbled.
Inside the market there were stands and stands of delicious foods--fruits and vegetables, cheeses, baklavas, meditteranean food, meats, seafood, flowers...YUM.
Fresh seafood. You can see a shark with his mouth full of oranges in the back portion of this picture.
A butcher and his produce. Meat eater's delight!
Freshly baked baguettes and...Goose fat in a can! YUM!
Cheeses on display. We ate lots of samples.
Freshly killed game--bunnies, turkeys, geese.
And buckets and buckets of olives!
After the market, Jim and I met and grabbed a drink at an Italian restaurant in the bowels of a building at the end of a dark alley. We headed down the dark and winding staircase and sat at the bar where I was accosted by a very drunk, 70 year old man, who failed to see Jim at first and then, despite Jim's presence, continued to try to convince me to leave my husband for him and to come work for his very drunk friend who's business was failing (I wonder why? This guy could hardly stand he was so drunk). Apparently these guys spend a lot of time at this bar, because they are on first name basis with all the bartenders and the owner. The owner/bartenders could have been the maffia--burly, open shirts with chest hair and gold chains peaking from their collars, long greasy hair pulled back into little ponytails. There was some drama as a new group of drunk Italians sat down at a large table, which was not reserved for them. The Maffia king/owner exchanged a few bullet speed words with them in Italian and the drunken party moved on. Unfortunately the drunken Irishmen next to us did not, but WE did after my 70 year old friend copped a feel. Good thing I've spent so much time with George over my lifetime.
Happy Jim and Claire...
And an uncomfortable moment with an inebriated old pervert who later shared the details of his sex life.
After our maffia/Irish experience, we met Dan, Meg and their friend Wyn for a fabulous Turkish dinner. As usual, we forgot to take pictures of our friends and as usual we had a great time. Someday we will have a whole blog dedicated to them!
Today it has been very cold, but we ventured out to our own little Greenwich market which was very full of fun and cool stuff, food, and lots of people. We looked at furniture, got some stuffed grape leaves and ciabatta bread, wandered through the stands, drank apple cider. It has been a happy Sunday!
Inside the market there were stands and stands of delicious foods--fruits and vegetables, cheeses, baklavas, meditteranean food, meats, seafood, flowers...YUM.
Fresh seafood. You can see a shark with his mouth full of oranges in the back portion of this picture.
A butcher and his produce. Meat eater's delight!
Freshly baked baguettes and...Goose fat in a can! YUM!
Cheeses on display. We ate lots of samples.
Freshly killed game--bunnies, turkeys, geese.
And buckets and buckets of olives!
After the market, Jim and I met and grabbed a drink at an Italian restaurant in the bowels of a building at the end of a dark alley. We headed down the dark and winding staircase and sat at the bar where I was accosted by a very drunk, 70 year old man, who failed to see Jim at first and then, despite Jim's presence, continued to try to convince me to leave my husband for him and to come work for his very drunk friend who's business was failing (I wonder why? This guy could hardly stand he was so drunk). Apparently these guys spend a lot of time at this bar, because they are on first name basis with all the bartenders and the owner. The owner/bartenders could have been the maffia--burly, open shirts with chest hair and gold chains peaking from their collars, long greasy hair pulled back into little ponytails. There was some drama as a new group of drunk Italians sat down at a large table, which was not reserved for them. The Maffia king/owner exchanged a few bullet speed words with them in Italian and the drunken party moved on. Unfortunately the drunken Irishmen next to us did not, but WE did after my 70 year old friend copped a feel. Good thing I've spent so much time with George over my lifetime.
Happy Jim and Claire...
And an uncomfortable moment with an inebriated old pervert who later shared the details of his sex life.
After our maffia/Irish experience, we met Dan, Meg and their friend Wyn for a fabulous Turkish dinner. As usual, we forgot to take pictures of our friends and as usual we had a great time. Someday we will have a whole blog dedicated to them!
Today it has been very cold, but we ventured out to our own little Greenwich market which was very full of fun and cool stuff, food, and lots of people. We looked at furniture, got some stuffed grape leaves and ciabatta bread, wandered through the stands, drank apple cider. It has been a happy Sunday!
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Gotta love this London weather
Yesterday it was sunny, but the wind was blowing at about 100 mph. Today, sunny and windy and then, suddenly, clouds rolled in and it started hailing so hard that it came down the chimney. Fortunately, I got in from my run ten minutes before the storm and I was feeling pretty good about not having a car, as I watched the cars parked on the street getting pummelled.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
I need a job
Seriously. If anyone has any ideas about anyone I can talk to here in London, that would be great.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Amsterdam
On Friday, we headed to Amsterdam via Heathrow, which was a chaotic and confusing. That airport reminded me of DFW in the American Airlines line--lots of people and no direction from anyone in charge.
Despite that, we made it through the chaos, didn't see any celebrities, and got on our plane to Amsterdam! I had never been to Amsterdam before this, so I had low expectations. I figured it would be drug dens alternating with prostitutes. But I am pleased to say that it was not like that at all. Amsterdam is a very pretty and charming city, full of beautiful people on bikes, who all speak English. Here I am walking across one of the many canals in Amsterdam. Behind me you can see house boats, which people live in and also which can be rented for holidays. We did not stay in a house boat. We stayed in Hotel Van Onna!
Hotel Van Onna is owned and run by the elderly Mr. Van Onna and his sons. Our room was small and bare with no TV or telephone or soap or shampoo, but it had clean sheets, a comfortable bed, clean towels, and, after some searching, we were able to buy soap and shampoo. Each morning the Hotel Van Onna provided us with a complimentary breakfast of bread, one piece of cheese each, one piece of ham each, one hard boiled egg each, chocolate sprinkles, jam, butter, and coffee or tea (or both!). We were a little mystified by the chocolate sprinkles at first, but found that they tasted pretty good on the bread with butter. The hotel is outside of the touristy section of Amsterdam and in the art district. Here is the view from our window, which overlooked one of the canals:
On Friday, it wasn't raining (note foreshadowing), so we headed out first to the Ann Frank House, which was right down the street. It was very interesting and very, very sad. So we cheered ourselves up by going shopping. Here is Jim in the window of one of the fun stores where we shopped. This funky store and lots of others are located on the "9 streets." Jim got a warm and cozy hat before we moved on.
The city was decorated for Christmas. Christmas in Holland is different than our Christmas...there are a few major differences, in fact. First of all, Santa Claus is this angry looking St. Nicholas and he doesn't have elves. He has black men. And the black men aren't actually black. They are white people in black face and gypsy costumes. See pictures later in this blog. And read the David Sedaris essay that gives a hilarious description of the Dutch Christmas (sorry Kristian...it really is pretty funny. If people in the US went around in black face, there would be an uproar.)
I included this horrendous picture because I look like a troll. I have no idea what emotion I was expressing, but I did think the Ernie hat was pretty cool.
For dinner on Friday night our dear friend Kristian, who is Dutch, suggested that we go to an Indonesian restaurant and have the Rijsttafel (rice table). We scored extra points at the particular Indonesian restaurant that we visited because they misunderstood me when I said a friend had referred us and thought that he had referred us to their restaurant and not to an Indonesian restaurant in general. So they were extra nice to us and also had us sign their guest book. Plus, there were some really stoned, loud, and kind of rude Americans at the next table, so we were on a mission to prove that all Americans aren't loud, annoying(and stoned). I think they liked us.
The Rijsttafel consists of small portions of various dishes--veggies, lamb, beef, chicken, and pork--ranging from not very spicy to really spicy. The small portions were served with rice, salad, a started of japanese chicken soup, and dessert (which Jim skipped, but I enjoyed thoroughly. We wore orchids behind our right ears to show that we were married and not availble while we stuffed ourselves.
On Saturday, it rained, so we visited the Van Gogh museum. We had to stand in line for a long time..in the rain, and then, once we bought our tickets, we had to stand in line before going through security. And the museum was cold and crowded. So we weren't super impressed. Jim and I like to breeze through museums, but the audio tour people make it hard to breeze and hard to even see the artwork. So we abandoned the museum and headed off for lunch, where Jim had croquettes (also suggested by Kristian) and I had some delicious soup with bread. We saw a woman painted white, with a big sheet around her and a turban on her head. Occasionally she would take the sheet off and languish in her nudity in the freezing cold and rain. All for the sake of art, I guess. I think I would have chosen a warmer, drier day for nude art.
Another house boat:
We also visited a couple of great markets, which had clothes, electonics, food, music, and colorful people. We were especially impressed with these nuts:
After the market, we warmed up in a very cozy cafe with excellent cappucino and gigantic pieces of apple pie. We were very happy with our coffee and pie and enjoyed not being in the rain (have you noticed a theme with the rain? If it's not raining all the time in England, it's raining everywhere else we go, too! We are getting very used to being wet.)
Many people in Amsterdam ride bikes. In the area we were in, there were more bikes than cars. The streets are very narrow--hardly wide enough for one car to pass through, so having a bike makes it easier to get around. Having spent our past many years in large, automobile dominated cities, we weren't too good with the bikes. We kept stumbling into bike paths (they weren't very well marked) and we got "A-hem"ed and "Ding-a-ling-a-linged" a few times (People actually said A-hem and ding-a-ling). We tried to be careful about not colliding with bikes and somehow we made it through without causing any major problems.
It kept raining, so we went to see the movie The Queen and then we visited the Red Light District. The vibe completely changed from happy stoned people and healthy looking people on bicycles to scary, testosterone driven groups of slimey looking men. We witnessed a man going into one of the red rooms and later saw another man, who looked very much like a pimp, knocking on the door of another room. We got completely mixed up and ended up in the bowels of the red light district with drug dealers pushing hard drugs on us from every angle. They whisper, "exstacy, cocaine, heroine" and they come out of the shadows and then recede when you say no. SO SKETCHY.
Sighting of St. Nicolas and one of his helpers on the street. He was whisked away before we could get a picture with him:
The next day, SUnday, it was still raining, so we went to a couple of more museums. We saw the Bodies exhibit, which, at first I wasn't so excited about. The artist preserved human specimens and then dissected them as a way of educating the masses about how the body works. Somehow I just don't think that the people who donated their bodies to science had this kind of science in mind. I'm not sure I would want my dissected body in display in museums. Anyway, it was creepy, but still pretty interesting.
After bodies, we visited the Sex museum. It was also creepy...but in a different way. Or maybe I'm just modest. ANyway, I was grossed out by how many people were hanging out for extended periods of time in the S&M and Beastiality room, and then I almost fell down the stairs when one of the fixtures on the wall next to me suddenly moved and made a farting noise. So we left and did more window shopping.
We saw this tiny car driving down the street. The driver gave us a peace sign as we took his picture. I bet this car gets excellent gas mileage, but I'm not sure it would survive on the highways. I wonder if they are allowed to drive cars like this on the highway, actually.
Here is one of Jim's arty pictures of me, commemerating my ever present green pea coat. I do have other clothes,besides the pea coat, but I do not have another coat.
And, finally, posing next to another very small car. We had a fun weekend...and now it's back to the grindstone for Jim and to job hunting, laundry without a drier, and flat hunting for me.
Despite that, we made it through the chaos, didn't see any celebrities, and got on our plane to Amsterdam! I had never been to Amsterdam before this, so I had low expectations. I figured it would be drug dens alternating with prostitutes. But I am pleased to say that it was not like that at all. Amsterdam is a very pretty and charming city, full of beautiful people on bikes, who all speak English. Here I am walking across one of the many canals in Amsterdam. Behind me you can see house boats, which people live in and also which can be rented for holidays. We did not stay in a house boat. We stayed in Hotel Van Onna!
Hotel Van Onna is owned and run by the elderly Mr. Van Onna and his sons. Our room was small and bare with no TV or telephone or soap or shampoo, but it had clean sheets, a comfortable bed, clean towels, and, after some searching, we were able to buy soap and shampoo. Each morning the Hotel Van Onna provided us with a complimentary breakfast of bread, one piece of cheese each, one piece of ham each, one hard boiled egg each, chocolate sprinkles, jam, butter, and coffee or tea (or both!). We were a little mystified by the chocolate sprinkles at first, but found that they tasted pretty good on the bread with butter. The hotel is outside of the touristy section of Amsterdam and in the art district. Here is the view from our window, which overlooked one of the canals:
On Friday, it wasn't raining (note foreshadowing), so we headed out first to the Ann Frank House, which was right down the street. It was very interesting and very, very sad. So we cheered ourselves up by going shopping. Here is Jim in the window of one of the fun stores where we shopped. This funky store and lots of others are located on the "9 streets." Jim got a warm and cozy hat before we moved on.
The city was decorated for Christmas. Christmas in Holland is different than our Christmas...there are a few major differences, in fact. First of all, Santa Claus is this angry looking St. Nicholas and he doesn't have elves. He has black men. And the black men aren't actually black. They are white people in black face and gypsy costumes. See pictures later in this blog. And read the David Sedaris essay that gives a hilarious description of the Dutch Christmas (sorry Kristian...it really is pretty funny. If people in the US went around in black face, there would be an uproar.)
I included this horrendous picture because I look like a troll. I have no idea what emotion I was expressing, but I did think the Ernie hat was pretty cool.
For dinner on Friday night our dear friend Kristian, who is Dutch, suggested that we go to an Indonesian restaurant and have the Rijsttafel (rice table). We scored extra points at the particular Indonesian restaurant that we visited because they misunderstood me when I said a friend had referred us and thought that he had referred us to their restaurant and not to an Indonesian restaurant in general. So they were extra nice to us and also had us sign their guest book. Plus, there were some really stoned, loud, and kind of rude Americans at the next table, so we were on a mission to prove that all Americans aren't loud, annoying(and stoned). I think they liked us.
The Rijsttafel consists of small portions of various dishes--veggies, lamb, beef, chicken, and pork--ranging from not very spicy to really spicy. The small portions were served with rice, salad, a started of japanese chicken soup, and dessert (which Jim skipped, but I enjoyed thoroughly. We wore orchids behind our right ears to show that we were married and not availble while we stuffed ourselves.
On Saturday, it rained, so we visited the Van Gogh museum. We had to stand in line for a long time..in the rain, and then, once we bought our tickets, we had to stand in line before going through security. And the museum was cold and crowded. So we weren't super impressed. Jim and I like to breeze through museums, but the audio tour people make it hard to breeze and hard to even see the artwork. So we abandoned the museum and headed off for lunch, where Jim had croquettes (also suggested by Kristian) and I had some delicious soup with bread. We saw a woman painted white, with a big sheet around her and a turban on her head. Occasionally she would take the sheet off and languish in her nudity in the freezing cold and rain. All for the sake of art, I guess. I think I would have chosen a warmer, drier day for nude art.
Another house boat:
We also visited a couple of great markets, which had clothes, electonics, food, music, and colorful people. We were especially impressed with these nuts:
After the market, we warmed up in a very cozy cafe with excellent cappucino and gigantic pieces of apple pie. We were very happy with our coffee and pie and enjoyed not being in the rain (have you noticed a theme with the rain? If it's not raining all the time in England, it's raining everywhere else we go, too! We are getting very used to being wet.)
Many people in Amsterdam ride bikes. In the area we were in, there were more bikes than cars. The streets are very narrow--hardly wide enough for one car to pass through, so having a bike makes it easier to get around. Having spent our past many years in large, automobile dominated cities, we weren't too good with the bikes. We kept stumbling into bike paths (they weren't very well marked) and we got "A-hem"ed and "Ding-a-ling-a-linged" a few times (People actually said A-hem and ding-a-ling). We tried to be careful about not colliding with bikes and somehow we made it through without causing any major problems.
It kept raining, so we went to see the movie The Queen and then we visited the Red Light District. The vibe completely changed from happy stoned people and healthy looking people on bicycles to scary, testosterone driven groups of slimey looking men. We witnessed a man going into one of the red rooms and later saw another man, who looked very much like a pimp, knocking on the door of another room. We got completely mixed up and ended up in the bowels of the red light district with drug dealers pushing hard drugs on us from every angle. They whisper, "exstacy, cocaine, heroine" and they come out of the shadows and then recede when you say no. SO SKETCHY.
Sighting of St. Nicolas and one of his helpers on the street. He was whisked away before we could get a picture with him:
The next day, SUnday, it was still raining, so we went to a couple of more museums. We saw the Bodies exhibit, which, at first I wasn't so excited about. The artist preserved human specimens and then dissected them as a way of educating the masses about how the body works. Somehow I just don't think that the people who donated their bodies to science had this kind of science in mind. I'm not sure I would want my dissected body in display in museums. Anyway, it was creepy, but still pretty interesting.
After bodies, we visited the Sex museum. It was also creepy...but in a different way. Or maybe I'm just modest. ANyway, I was grossed out by how many people were hanging out for extended periods of time in the S&M and Beastiality room, and then I almost fell down the stairs when one of the fixtures on the wall next to me suddenly moved and made a farting noise. So we left and did more window shopping.
We saw this tiny car driving down the street. The driver gave us a peace sign as we took his picture. I bet this car gets excellent gas mileage, but I'm not sure it would survive on the highways. I wonder if they are allowed to drive cars like this on the highway, actually.
Here is one of Jim's arty pictures of me, commemerating my ever present green pea coat. I do have other clothes,besides the pea coat, but I do not have another coat.
And, finally, posing next to another very small car. We had a fun weekend...and now it's back to the grindstone for Jim and to job hunting, laundry without a drier, and flat hunting for me.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Mexican Food in London and Pan's Labyrinth
We have decided that Wednesdays are going to be date night, so last night we went out for dinner and a movie.
Mexican food in London...HAH. That's what we have always thought, but last night we decided to give it a go and headed up some narrow stairs to a Mexican restaurant at the top of a building in Greenwich. It was a bizarre experience, but surprisingly good and almost authentic (although we are pretty sure that the guacamole had some mayonnaise in it...seems to be standard practice around here: put mayonnaise in EVERYTHING. The chips also closely resembled doritos and we made the mistake of asking for chips and salsa, which, to the British means we want french fries with salsa on them...everyone was momentarly confused.) The most interesting part was that the restaurant was so small, they had built elevated tables. We had to climb a ladder up to our table, and felt like we were in a tree house while we ate. We were also surrounded by mirrors, which was a little confusing. Getting down after the margaritas was precarious.
After our Mexican dinner, we headed to the movies to see Pan's Labyrinth. Talk about not what I expected at all. I thought it would be kind of like the Labyrinth (David Bowie, tights, muppets, magic, a lesson learned and a happy ending). It wasn't. It had magic and a labyrinth, but those were the only similarities. No happy endings, just evil and gratuitous violence and torture and murder of children...those kinds of things. I really need to see Borat again after Pan's Labyrinth.
Sorry for the lack of pictures. I keep forgetting to bring the camera. Tomorrow we will head to Amsterdam, so will have lots of pictures to share when we get back!
Mexican food in London...HAH. That's what we have always thought, but last night we decided to give it a go and headed up some narrow stairs to a Mexican restaurant at the top of a building in Greenwich. It was a bizarre experience, but surprisingly good and almost authentic (although we are pretty sure that the guacamole had some mayonnaise in it...seems to be standard practice around here: put mayonnaise in EVERYTHING. The chips also closely resembled doritos and we made the mistake of asking for chips and salsa, which, to the British means we want french fries with salsa on them...everyone was momentarly confused.) The most interesting part was that the restaurant was so small, they had built elevated tables. We had to climb a ladder up to our table, and felt like we were in a tree house while we ate. We were also surrounded by mirrors, which was a little confusing. Getting down after the margaritas was precarious.
After our Mexican dinner, we headed to the movies to see Pan's Labyrinth. Talk about not what I expected at all. I thought it would be kind of like the Labyrinth (David Bowie, tights, muppets, magic, a lesson learned and a happy ending). It wasn't. It had magic and a labyrinth, but those were the only similarities. No happy endings, just evil and gratuitous violence and torture and murder of children...those kinds of things. I really need to see Borat again after Pan's Labyrinth.
Sorry for the lack of pictures. I keep forgetting to bring the camera. Tomorrow we will head to Amsterdam, so will have lots of pictures to share when we get back!
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
The American Women's Club and Harrod's
Don't laugh. I am doing the club. It will keep me busy and social and I'm hoping to promote some public health there, too. I also finally went to Harrod's, which is HUMONGOUS. I did not get to go to the food section, but I will go back.
We leave for Amsterdam on Friday morning. I'm sure there will be much to blog about when we get back. Right now there is not much...and no new pictures. Sorry!
We leave for Amsterdam on Friday morning. I'm sure there will be much to blog about when we get back. Right now there is not much...and no new pictures. Sorry!
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