Cedar Fever, By: Buster Brown

This has been a horrible day. Naturally, there are embarassing pictures of me in a very fragile state: I am allergic and it is NOT funny! This morning, after a night of torture, I was rushed to the vet where they shaved my chest:


I look like a plucked chicken!

The good thing is that I get to eat bologna a lot for some reason. The bad thing is that they keep spraying me with this cold stuff that really @(#*&$ hurts. I don't want to humiliate myself further by rolling around on the ground in agony, so I use all of my energy to stay upright and just rush from point to point while foaming at the mouth in a manly way. Good thing my Dad knows how to make me feel better: